"Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better."
— Adam Gnade (via floralprintharry)
(Source: theanneswer, via geniusly)
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
#i think you just cured teen pregnancy
(Source: skeletontrash, via loaning)